Massacre on Aisle 12

Massacre on Aisle 12

24.99

It’s Christmas Eve at the famous Mr. Beavers’ hardware store.

Except on this special holiday night – a dead body and a duffel bag full of cash are discovered locked in a box on Aisle 12. 

Staring at a dead body and a box of loot the employees must now decide – do the right thing? Or take the money and run…

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TAGLINE

SLASHING EVERYTHING IN STORE


TECH SPECS

Runtime: 80 minutes
Format: 1:78 HD
Sound: Dolby Stereo
Country: USA
Rating: R
Language: English



AWARDS, FESTIVALS, PUBLICITY


Winner, Best Comedy Feature – Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival
Nominated, Best Screenplay – Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival
Nominated, Best Actor – Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival
Nominated, Best Actor – Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival
Nominated, Best Actress – Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival

“Massacre on Aisle 12 shines!”
Video Junkie

“all-star cast”
ScreenRant

“it was great”
The Rotting Zombie

“I was laughing my ass off…”
Decay Mag

“Bloodbath and Beyond Reviews”
Bloodbath and Beyond

“Would I Watch it? – YES”
Monster Movie 

YouTuber coolduder was BLOWN AWAY by Massacre on Aisle 12! Check out his review HERE!!

“…will surely have it’s audiences asking for more.”
Dread Central

Light on the scares, but heavy on the gore and laughs, MASSACRE ON AISLE 12 is… worth laughing with.
Ain’t It Cool News 

Massacre on Aisle 12 is a hoot; a perfect festival film
Really Awful Moives 

“…the film is surprisingly entertaining from beginning to end…”
Games, Brrraaains & A Head-Banging Life 

“Neatly Self-Aware!”
DreadCentral

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DreadCentral

“In Theaters!”
HK and Cult Film News

“a blend of comedy and horror”
DreadCentral 

“Money, Murder, and Merriment”
Scream Horror Magazine 

“had me laughing from beginning to end”
DailyPublic.com

“Horror-comedy perfection”
411Mania.com

“an absolute blast”
broknowsmovies.com

“all the makings of a future classic”
addictedtohorrormovies.com 

“Hilarious”
reallyawfulmovies.com

“A Big Hit…”
-Quiet Earth

“impeccable comedic timing…”
Games, Brrraaains & A Head-Banging Life

“an absolute blast”
PopHorror

“harkens back to the cult classics”
Blood Violence and Babes

“A hands down Christmas classic…”
VideoJunkie