Small Timers

$24.99

Three small-time crooks with dreams of hitting a big score just can’t seem to get anything right.

When they attempt to steal computer parts – they end up with toys, when they try to steal a car – they end up with a Junker. But when they pull off the bank heist of the century (not really) instead of a bag of loot – they accidentally stumble across a priceless erotic statuette known as Caesar’s Phallus!

Unfortunately instead of cashing in they find themselves being pursued by a ruthless art collector, his hired hit men and their angry wives!

Purchase the DVD Here.

Three small-time crooks with dreams of hitting a big score just can’t seem to get anything right.

When they attempt to steal computer parts – they end up with toys, when they try to steal a car – they end up with a Junker. But when they pull off the bank heist of the century (not really) instead of a bag of loot – they accidentally stumble across a priceless erotic statuette known as Caesar’s Phallus!

Unfortunately instead of cashing in they find themselves being pursued by a ruthless art collector, his hired hit men and their angry wives!

Purchase the DVD Here.

AVAILABLE ON DEMAND

OFFICIAL TRAILER

TAGLINE

3 SMALL-TIME CROOKS DREAM OF THE ‘BIG SCORE’…, A PRICELESS EROTIC STATUETTE KNOWN AS CESAR’S PHALLUS!

TECH SPECS

Runtime: 80 minutes
Format: 1:85 Flat
Sound: Dolby SR
Genre: Comedy, Action
Country: USA
Language: English
Rating: R
Website: www.SmallTimersMovie.com

CAST & CREW

Directed by Jonny Cruz
Cast: Jordan Spradley, David Conrad, Jonny Cruz, Nicole Leigh, Alcides Dias, Lela Bell and Frank Ford

AWARDS, FESTIVALS, PUBLICITY

Winner Best Film — Raindance Film Festival

“Lightweight, light-headed and raunchy at times, but the actors bring an appealing enthusiasm.”
Mark Burger – YES WEEKLY

“…a raucous occasion filled with laughter, excitement, bank robberies and more…”
Pearl Snap.com

“Unexpectedly charming…”
DVD Verdict.com

“Lightweight, light-headed and raunchy at times, but the actors bring an appealing enthusiasm.” 
Yes! Weekly