Small Timers
Three small-time crooks with dreams of hitting a big score just can’t seem to get anything right.
When they attempt to steal computer parts – they end up with toys, when they try to steal a car – they end up with a Junker. But when they pull off the bank heist of the century (not really) instead of a bag of loot – they accidentally stumble across a priceless erotic statuette known as Caesar’s Phallus!
Unfortunately instead of cashing in they find themselves being pursued by a ruthless art collector, his hired hit men and their angry wives!
Purchase the DVD Here.
Three small-time crooks with dreams of hitting a big score just can’t seem to get anything right.
When they attempt to steal computer parts – they end up with toys, when they try to steal a car – they end up with a Junker. But when they pull off the bank heist of the century (not really) instead of a bag of loot – they accidentally stumble across a priceless erotic statuette known as Caesar’s Phallus!
Unfortunately instead of cashing in they find themselves being pursued by a ruthless art collector, his hired hit men and their angry wives!
Purchase the DVD Here.
Three small-time crooks with dreams of hitting a big score just can’t seem to get anything right.
When they attempt to steal computer parts – they end up with toys, when they try to steal a car – they end up with a Junker. But when they pull off the bank heist of the century (not really) instead of a bag of loot – they accidentally stumble across a priceless erotic statuette known as Caesar’s Phallus!
Unfortunately instead of cashing in they find themselves being pursued by a ruthless art collector, his hired hit men and their angry wives!
Purchase the DVD Here.
AVAILABLE ON DEMAND
OFFICIAL TRAILER
TAGLINE
3 SMALL-TIME CROOKS DREAM OF THE ‘BIG SCORE’…, A PRICELESS EROTIC STATUETTE KNOWN AS CESAR’S PHALLUS!
TECH SPECS
Runtime: 80 minutes
Format: 1:85 Flat
Sound: Dolby SR
Genre: Comedy, Action
Country: USA
Language: English
Rating: R
Website: www.SmallTimersMovie.com
CAST & CREW
Directed by Jonny Cruz
Cast: Jordan Spradley, David Conrad, Jonny Cruz, Nicole Leigh, Alcides Dias, Lela Bell and Frank Ford
AWARDS, FESTIVALS, PUBLICITY
Winner Best Film — Raindance Film Festival
“Lightweight, light-headed and raunchy at times, but the actors bring an appealing enthusiasm.”
Mark Burger – YES WEEKLY
“…a raucous occasion filled with laughter, excitement, bank robberies and more…”
Pearl Snap.com
“Unexpectedly charming…”
DVD Verdict.com
“Lightweight, light-headed and raunchy at times, but the actors bring an appealing enthusiasm.”
Yes! Weekly
